KellyAnne Conway Forced To Her Knees In Oval Office By Army of Sweaty Men: COUCH-GATE!!!!!!

COUCH-GATE THREATENS to turn white house upside down!

WILL TREY GOWDY CALL AN EMERGENCY INVESTIGATION INTO THE INCREASING NUMBERS OF INAPPROPRIATE SITTING POSITIONS IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION!?

INTERNET EXPRESSES HORROR AS THE LUST-RIDDEN LEGION OF INNER CITY MEN AND THEIR WANTON MINIONS CONSUMED CONWAY WITH THEIR EYES!!!

“I WANT ME SOME OF DAT!”

The main couch on the left side of the Oval Office has two primary cushions on it, divided by THE PRESIDENTIAL SEAM. Ms. Conway was seen “sliding her hand into the space between the two cushions” as if to “tease the men and cause them to imagine that she was sliding her hand between their butt-cheeks”.. observed one Facebook posting.

The horror of this incident makes the Israel and Palestine conflict pale in comparison!

This is BREAKING NEWS!!!

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